Mutter, "I love the U.N., I love the U.N. ..." in hopes that your house is bugged and Kofi Annan is listening.
Shout, "CONGRESS MUST GIVE OUR TAX DOLLARS TO PAY OFF 'U.N. DEBT'" during orgasm.
Write your Congressman and tell him your local U.N. cell group has put his name forward to the Secretary General to organize the next "terrorist" attack on American "useless eaters".
Distribute fliers at all public events featuring Kofi Annan's beaming face with a quote proclaiming, "Please do not urinate on the U.N. flag, thank you - Kofi".
Win over "Patriots" by spreading a rumor that John Birch was the first Secretary General of the U.N.
Sell "U.N. Cookies" door-to-door.
Push a bill that will require all occupants of the U.N. building to pay full market rate rent for New York City office space (...oh, wait... ignore that one).
Handcuff yourself and your entire family and drop yourselves off at U.N. Headquarters, declaring that you are voluntarily surrendering yourselves as the first official slaves of the U.N.'s New World Order.
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These are worthy goals of an enlightened Humanity who wish to advance our civilization beyond the Neanderthallic mentality of "Sovereignty" fantasies that have misled the public so badly, especially in the U.S.
Kofi
Thanks loads,